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The Borowitz Report: Queen Accepts Scotland’s Apology

newyorker:

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“‘Although the matter of independence has been settled, one question remains very much open,’ she said in an address televised across Scotland. ‘And my answer to that question is this: yes, I forgive you.’”

Read more: http://nyr.kr/1mlS7mN

Photograph by Lewis Whyld/WPA-Pool/Getty

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so-stay-sweetly-numb:

justblacklistme:

THIS WAS THE ONE CLIP OF ROBOT CHICKEN THAT MADE ME ALMOST PASS OUT FROM LAUGHING SO HARD AND FOR SO LONG

This was the first robot chicken episode I had ever seen and I died. So glad this gif though has it uncensored which makes it better

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Surface thoughts after 1 week

My satisaction is unbroken. I installed the home network printer which wasn’t as easy as I hoped, however I wasn’t the Surface’s fault but mine. Ordered a 64 GB SD card and it works perfectly without any lag in case of playing music and videos. I tested the battery as well (again), surprisingly with the same satisfying result. If it’s below 20% then don’t worry, you have an hour at least to start charging the tablet (maybe more, depends on the activity).

u-ndersea:

fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

Omg it’s so big wtf

u-ndersea:

fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

Omg it’s so big wtf

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freckkles:

who did this

freckkles:

who did this

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fleeten:

don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense

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Surface 2 thoughts after 1 day

Not gonna write a whole post about how good or bad the Surface 2 is, just some personal notes.

It’s fast, smooth, elegant, and so freaking good. Altough the Surface 2 comes with a Windows 8.1 RT you can get pretty much everything you need from App Store. The screen is as sharp as it can be, I don’t think human eyes need better resolution. Absolutely no lag while watching YouTube videos in 720p with couple of apps running in the background. Speakers are quite loud and give clear sound. Kickstand pretty comfy too, however would be better with more angles but that’s not a dealbreaker. The charger is weird however. I’ve never ever seen such a charger plug like the Surface 2’s.

I installed couple of games today as well, such as Halo: Spartan Assault and Despicable Me: Minion Rush which both run smoothly without any lag whatsoever. The battery now below 10% but the tablet was in my hands basically all day, so a night charge lasts 1 day at least.

(Note: Such a shame I had to go to Vienna to buy a Surface since in Hungary it is still unavailable.)  

cootscutie14 said: Hi Allison, I was wondering if you can tell me who in the Flyers have bromances?

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buzzfeed:

something something new iPhone something something

eggplont:

"you were right"

eggplont:

"you were right"

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